Thursday, June 28, 2012

The Very Hungry Vegan

Once upon a time, there was a vegan who went on a High Veggie / Low Processed Food diet with her husband. She started to look for some food.

On Monday, she ate through one Shiitake Bahn Mi Salad:
But she was still hungry.

On Tuesday, she ate through one bowl of Red Pepper and Carrot Soup:
But she was still hungry.

On Wednesday, she ate through one Summer Vegetable Rice Bowl:
But she was still hungry.

On Thursday, Native Foods was giving away free meals! The Very Hungry Vegan decided to celebrate her birthday a day early! So, she ate through...

One glass of Hibiscus Berry Iced Tea:

One Chocolate Cupcake:

Five Vegan Crab Cakes:

Many of her husband's Nachos:


One order of Potato Salad:
And two Deep Fried Pickles:

Now, she wasn't hungry anymore. She wasn't a little vegan anymore, either. She was a big, fat vegan!
She was so full that she decided it was never necessary for her to eat ever again!

Tomorrow is her birthday. The Very Hungry Vegan will eat through One Nice Red Maraschino Cherry, and after that, she will feel much better.

The End


  1. I liked this story! And I want all those recipes to magically make themselves in my kitchen. And I NEED those pickles!