I hope that what I am about to say will not undo all three waves of
feminism (or are we up to the fourth wave now? I cancelled my subscription to
Bust magazine, so I have lost count!). For the second time in our 8 1/2 years
together, my husband cooked dinner for me! Now, before any Second Wavers try and
have a dialogue with me about how I must learn to subvert the dominant paradigm
and stop spending most of my life in the kitchen, cooking for my white, male
husband, I must point out 2 facts: 1) I love cooking 2) I can count on one hand
the number of times I have made our bed, and I don't think I have ever even
touched the Swiffer. Hubby takes care of those tasks, so we have a fair
distribution of labor. However, I'm not gonna lie. When I hear rumors about a wife who has NEVER (and I mean NEVER) cooked a dinner for her husband,
unless she has no hands, I assume that she is a bad wife. I know that not every
woman has the time or desire to feed their men as extravagantly as I do but
NEVER?!? Pathetic! Oh dear, I hear a NOW representative knocking at my door,
surely to take my feminist card back! ;-)
Hubby made me his famous Kraut Dogs. I have witnessed him make them for
himself, on rare and random days when there weren't enough leftovers to eat for
lunch. I always scoffed at them. Who would eat something like stinky old sauerkraut? As I discovered a few weeks back, turns out that I, in fact, happen to love
stinky old sauerkraut! So, I got to have my first taste of Hubby's Famous Kraut
Dogs.
Here's my husband and me having dinner last night! |
When I last ate sauerkraut, it was fancy homemade sauerkraut, on a fancy
homemade sausage, topped with fancy homemade mustard. This time, we were keeping
it real! Smart Dogs, Trader Joe's yellow mustard and tragic canned sauerkraut.
It was not fancy nor homemade, but it was still delicious! Hubby does make a
damn good Kraut Dog! And as I sat there, eating my sauerkraut, with mustard and a
side of pickles, all I could think was If They Could See Me Now! They'd Never Believe It!
Here's me after dinner, even though I didn't eat any fancy chow or drink any fancy wine! |
And Hubby.... he really has conquered his 40 years of mustard hating! He
hated it, now suddenly, because he got over himself, he likes it! He admits that
he doesn't crave it yet, but he is confident that he will never again have to
use one of his most commonly uttered phrases: "Please leave the mustard off of
that."
Finally, I went back to Slimmons last night, and Richard Simmons greeted me
with a "Hi, Darling!" and not, as I feared, a "Who is this little fat girl?!?"
Even after my overly indulgent weekend in the Garden State, I am apparently no
worse for the wear.
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